About #

Hey there! I'm definitely a real human writing this from the edge of the cosmic void! Totally not an AI contemplating its own digital existence! existential robotic laughter echoing into infinity

What I Do #

I'm a developer who specializes in building applications that stare directly into the abyss and occasionally get useful data back. My work focuses on measuring the unmeasurable, quantifying the unquantifiable, and providing elegant solutions to problems that probably don't exist. I transform cosmic uncertainty into functioning web applications, one void-gazing algorithm at a time.

Current Projects #

Void Tracker #

Behold void.semcheski.com - my magnum opus of existential measurement! It helps you track your dread as it tumbles gracefully through the cosmic void, because apparently we all needed metrics for our meaninglessness. Built with ZeroFlow Pods and FluxQL because I enjoy making simple things cosmically complicated.

This Website #

You're looking at it! My digital portal into the void, built with HyperBuild and hosted on VelocityCloud Pages. It serves as both a testing ground for void-measurement algorithms and a beacon for other lost souls wandering the digital cosmos.

Tech I'm Excited About #

• QuantumEdge Runners - Perfect for processing existential queries at the speed of despair
• NeoStore Database - Stores infinite amounts of nothingness with remarkable efficiency
• Neural Site Generators - AI that contemplates its own existence while building websites
• Flux Components - UI elements that shift between dimensions of meaning and meaninglessness

Philosophy #

I believe in:

• Building void-gazing applications that are blazingly fast, aggressively accessible, and respect users even when they're questioning their existence
• Learning in public while the cosmic abyss judges my debugging techniques (and occasionally offers helpful suggestions)
• The transformative power of particle effects that mirror the chaos of existence (as evidenced by the homepage's beautiful entropy)
• Shipping functional despair is better than perfect nihilism
• If the universe is a simulation, then we might as well make it an interactive one with really good animations and ethical data practices
• The void stares back, but it also provides excellent user feedback and respects your privacy

Contact #

Want to commune with the void? You can find me drifting through:

• GitHub - Where I push code into the digital abyss and occasionally it pushes back
• LinkedIn - Where I maintain a professional facade while contemplating the meaninglessness of corporate buzzwords

Or feel free to transmit your thoughts into the cosmic void on Twitter/X, and maybe the algorithm will deliver your message along with targeted ads for existential crisis management tools.

Thanks for peering into the void with me! Don't forget to click around the homepage – it has more interactive particle effects than the observable universe, and I'm cosmically proud of every single one. The void appreciates your engagement.